Hike Like a Mountain Goat: Arc'teryx's MO/GO Pants Turn Hikers into Real-Life Sam Porters

In a world where conquering steep mountain trails can feel as challenging as navigating a post-apocalyptic landscape, Arc'teryx and robotics startup Skip have joined forces to create the MO/GO – the world's first "powered pants" for hikers.

This innovative piece of wearable technology aims to make uphill climbs feel more like a walk in the park, bringing science fiction-like capabilities to real-world outdoor enthusiasts.

After four years of development, these futuristic trousers are ready to make your uphill battles a breeze.

Equipped with an exoskeleton that would make even Sam Porter Bridges jealous, the MO/GO promises to deliver a 40% boost to your leg muscles during ascents. It's like having a couple of cryptobiotes in your pockets, minus the squirming!

Mountain Goats Are My Inspiration

Inspired by the surefootedness of mountain goats, the MO/GO's battery-operated motor supports your legs on both the way up and down.

The sleek black exoskeleton attachment runs from mid-calf to mid-thigh, turning Arc'teryx's Gamma Pant into something straight out of Kojima's wildest dreams.

Originally conceived as part of Google X before Skip became independent, the MO/GO is the lovechild of scientists, engineers, and designers from Arc'teryx's Advanced Concepts team. One can only imagine the brainstorming sessions: "What if we combined Sam's exoskeleton suit with pants? Genius!"

For those struggling with mobility issues or simply tired of feeling like they're carrying a truck's worth of cargo up a mountain, the MO/GO offers a high-tech solution.

It's perfect for hikers who want to feel like they're on a leisurely stroll through the UCA rather than scaling a cliff face. However, much like Sam's fancy equipment, these robotic hiking pants don't come cheap.

At $5,000 USD, you might need to complete a few delivery missions to afford them.

The MO/GO is available for reservation now, with the first shipments expected in late 2025. So, whether you're planning to conquer real mountains or just preparing for the next potential apocalypse, these pants might just be your ticket to becoming the ultimate porter... er, hiker.

Just remember, if you hear mysterious voices whispering "I'm Sam!" while wearing these pants, it's probably best to take them off and run.