Bringing Severance to Your Desk: Lumon’s Bleakly Beautiful Office Set

Ever wished your workspace could channel the eerie, sterile perfection of Severance? Thanks to Blanked Studios, that’s now possible.

Their latest collaboration brings a Lumon Industries-branded stationary set straight out of the show’s unnervingly pristine office spaces.

It’s not just merch—it’s an aesthetic statement.

Severance nailed the look of corporate horror.

White, sterile workstations. No personal clutter. The kind of office where the walls feel like they could collapse in on you at any moment. And yet, something about that brutal minimalism is weirdly compelling.

Blanked Studios has captured that vibe with their new stationary set, offering:

• A standing desk folder
• A valet tray
• A retro-styled industrial lamp
• Coasters stamped with the ominous Lumon logo

It’s all sleek, chrome-heavy, and unsettlingly clean—perfect for anyone who thinks their home office could use a little existential dread.

Form, Function, and Fiction Collide

Props to Severance’s set designers, who made fluorescent-lit monotony look like high art. The show’s visual identity is so strong that even people who hate office jobs (so, everyone) still find themselves drawn to its aesthetic.

This set plays into that appeal—turning fictional corporate oppression into a tasteful desk setup.

Would Mark S. approve? Probably not. But would Helly R. smugly arrange her new Lumon-branded coasters while sipping corporate-approved water? Absolutely.

This isn’t your usual pop culture tie-in. It’s subtle. No garish character prints, no obvious branding. If you know, you know.

And that’s what makes it great. The best TV-inspired design pieces aren’t just collectibles—they’re functional objects that fit seamlessly into everyday life. The Lumon stationary set feels more like a lifestyle choice than a gimmick.

A cold, oppressive lifestyle choice, but a lifestyle choice nonetheless.

Would you buy it? Or would placing Lumon merch on your desk feel too much like tempting fate?